AUGH! NO, NO! THIS IS GIN! I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM TO FILL THE RESERVOIRS WITH VODKA! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL, IT SMELLS LIKE A PINE FOREST!
EVERYONE STAY BACK UNTIL WE CAN GET SOME TONIC WATER TO ONE OF THE SPRINKLERS!
(Source: daniellegeraghty)
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Texts from Hillary: TTYL
It’s been an overwhelming—and hilarious—week for us here at Texts from Hillary (TFH). What started as a joke at the bar between two friends turned into a national conversation about Secretary Clinton and went as far as talks about 2016.
After a week that included 32 posts, 83,000 shares on…
vh1:
All the Downton Ladies
Yes. A million times yes.
There are no words to describe the confusion I’m feeling right now.
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
(Source: textsfromhillaryclinton)
Remember when dancing was super hardcore?
Ryan Gosling is filming a new movie, which apparently calls for him to look like this. Knowing nothing about the film, here are some guesses as to why he looks like a bloody mess.
- Wolf attack
- Flesh-eating bacteria
- A run-in with some soccer hooligans
- Dance contest gone horribly wrong
- Attacked by wolves who carry flesh-eating bacteria
- He owes money to the mafia
- Shaving mishap
These all seem like equally valid possibilities. Any other theories?
“A Bangkok police lieutenant and a gangster settle their differences in a Thai-boxing match.” Only God Forgives?
